!@#$ promises

so as you can tell I suck at keeping promises and deadlines and such.

the only reason I'm actually updating this is because if can't be stuffed to do my English essay which i promised Mr Brotherford that i would hand in last week. though i still win seeing as how i wasn't at school the past week for him to nag me due to work experience and i won't be in English on Monday and Tuesday because i have to "teach" little kiddies how to swim as part of my sport science class. the good news is that i miss out on school. the bad news is that i suck at swimming. sucks to be my students then huh.

but really the point of this is to NEVER make any promises. It's because no one can keep them. I mean NO ONE!

Your probably saying there is that one person you know that ALWAYS keeps their promises and are so reliable. LIES!!!

I'm onto those people. No one can keep all their promises, and those people who you think do are just really good at illusions.

see what they do can be a multiple of things:

one of the more obvious ones is manipulation. the manipulate the promesee that they did not in fact promise what ever they said.

another one is that strategically pick what promises to keep. as in the pick which people they will keep their promises. What happens is that is you pick the right people to keep your promises to and the right people to break them, then your reputation remains untarnished. The right people to keep them may be high authority figures or "contacts" that appreciate people with a solid 'word'. The right people to brake promises to would be those who don't care about the broken promises or don't care enough to gossip about the fact that you broke said promise. though you could probably classify this as manipulation, just a different form from above.
^^ the point of that was not to teach you how to manipulate people ^^

the point is all people are manipulative and unreliable sometimes when it comes promises so stop dogging me about updating a blog about my life that would just serve as a way for you guys to procrastinate not doing something you probably promised someone.

anyways...

from a derange lunatic...

i bid thee farewell