Gone are the Days of Insomnia

Now with school right on our doorstep comes a time of:

> catching up with our bestest friends which we never gave time up to see during the summer

> retelling tales of our endevours to said friends who aren't worth our time

> returing to our normal sleeping pattern (12am - 6am)

> gossiping about the latest news (which we had sworn off doing during or isolation)

> bitching about our english teachers who believe that valgate is another term for valgar.

> finding new ways to fight the establishment with various miniscule modifications to the way we wear our uniform. (LONG LIVE THE USE OF KNEE HIGH BLACK SOCKS!)

> skipping school and not explaining, only to have your report inform us that you have infact explained everyone of your 27 absences

> haveing a full pencil case at the begining only to find it decreasing and increasing with the loss of loved writing implements and the obtainment of others lost property.

> conveniently forgetting where your class is and rocking up 20mins late. (though once it gets towards the 2nd semester, teachers may find this activity to be suspicious)

> buying overpriced "healthy" food in the canteen. (what gets to me is that the "healthy" alternative to Coke is Coke zero but they still sell original Coke but only to a select few. they hide them under the counter and only get them out when inquired by teacher.)

anyways...

from a deranged lunatic...

i bid thee farewell...